Tonight on the bus there were a bunch of Wiggers (see photos or Wiki) and they were talking all kinds of trash and being real rude even though the bus was crowded and there were a few older folks sitting nearby.
So this one starts talking about how hard he would fuck Jessica Alba... He gets up in the middle of the bus, holding the handrail for support, and starts humping the air and grinding one of the seats, gyrating around for about 2 minutes.
So after he's made a big spectacle of himself on the bus in front of his friends and all these older people, I turn to him and I say, "Dude... Did you know Jessica Alba has the herp?" He went nuts, like Alba was his girlfriend who he'd just found out had cheated on him or something. He just sat there in the back of the bus in disbelief shouting, "No, way!"
His friends all started laughing their asses off and giving him a huge ration of shit. A couple of the older folks that heard what had happened turned to me and gave me nods to show their appreciation for putting the little twit in his place.
